I don’t wanna feel Blue anymore...
"Okay. Fine. Seeing as you all want to know so badly," Jaejoong maximizes the window, takes a deep breath, and begins to read aloud, "'Jaejoong' - that's me - 'sat down ever-so elegantly-'" (Yunho snorts, Jaejoong's eyes narrow) "'-across from Yunho. Yunho stared dreamily at Jaejoong's big perfect pure expressive black-as-night-but-sometimes-blue-as-the-ocean eyes-'"

"Please tell me you're making this up," Changmin says, nay, demands.

"Not me, the fans."

"..."

"Does this mean Jaejoong's doing Yunho?" Junsu asks, looking a tad confused.

"No." Jaejoong and Yunho say in unison.

"...okay then."

Yoochun – who, having decided staring at the coffee maker was not going to make it work any faster, magically apparated to the other side of the room while the fic went on blissfully unaware of his magical-ness – pats Junsu's shoulder, "Even though Yunho is acting like a total uke, he will still end up fucking Jaejoong, because he's taller. D'uh."


bluetent, (untitled) TVXQ CRACK.


Sometimes I really miss the TXQX fandom. For the fics - the smut and the crack and so much more.

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