"Not this again," Yoochun mutters at the coffee maker.
"What." Jaejoong continues reading - or at least tries to - "I like it. I like that fans think I'm beautiful and well-spoken and emotionally-balanced and innocent and evil and sexy and that everyone who knows me is fascinated by me just because I look good-"
"Jaejoong, as far as the fans are concerned Yoochun is a monkey, Junsu's a dolphin, and Changmin has a crush on a fridge."
http://bluetent.livejournal.com/28358.html
Duh. I can't believe I've missed that one. I so needed that. I was starting to get disappointed in fics lately, all I come across is so tasteless.